Belated Multifamily Monday blog post – better late than ‘skip it until next week…’
We all know that guy/gal that just has the innate knack for storytelling. They are artisans of the highest order. They can suck you in, keep you wanting, needing and desiring for every next word, sentence and punch line. They can make friends with anyone, anywhere and at any time. They are never at a loss for words, wit or prose. They sell you with body language, eye contact, superior listening skills and are always providing inspiration and motivation to act.
The best story I ever heard dates back to the seventh grade. I was selected to play basketball for a local AAU team that summer. And, the story was told while we were headed (by car) to a nearby town for a scrimmage. It was roughly an hour and a half away from our home town and there were six of us packed into one of those old style Lincoln Continentals. The boat car as my basketball buddies and I referred to it.
Our coach (the driver) was a middle-aged avuncular gentleman. Youthful for his age but very wise beyond his years. And, wow – could he tell a story.
The Tale of Furr’s Cafeteria
Furr’s is/was one of those all you can eat restaurants with the best of the best food on the planet. Or, at least I thought so in my tender years. It was here that our coach’s story started [I will tell the abbreviated version].
He and his wife were eating dinner there one night. Nothing out of the ordinary, just a nice dinner and some good conversation. That is until our coach noticed this lady staring at he and his wife. It was one of those awkward I think I know you kind of stares. This locking of eyes, uncomfortable stare and look away went out over the course of the next half hour as they enjoyed their meal.
Near the end of the meal our coach looks up and the lady is gone. But, after a quick scan a waiving hand catches his eye. It was the suspicious lady standing up at the check out counter. She was just waiving away as to suggest she was happy to see coach and his wife. And, she would look forward to seeing them in the near future. He locked eyes with her and out of instinct gave her a wave and smile. After a bit of – what a weirdo – who was that – conversation, coach and his wife get up and make their way to pay. Little did they know, they were in for a big surprise.
The waitress announces the total. It was two times the amount that he expected to hear. You can likely guess what happened. Creepy lady duped the waitress and pinned her meal on my unsuspecting coach. He was furious to say the least but paid the bill despite his better judgement.
Fuming – he walked out – telling his wife to wait at the curb while he went to get the car. As he pulled around to pick her up, he caught a glimpse of his wife engaged with creepy lady in what looked like a very heated argument. Wanting to put the night behind him, he pulls up to the curb and opens the door. He urges his wife to get in the car and she turns to do so. As she does, creepy lady grabs her trying to pull her to the ground. His wife responds by stiff arming her and manages to get into the car. But not before creepy grabs her leg and starts pulling. Coach is on the gas pulling away and the lady just keep pulling his wife’s leg. ……..just like I am pulling yours.
Pulling Your Leg
Just like that – one hour and thirty minutes after we left our home town. Just as we were pulling in to the parking lot of our opponent’s gym. Just like that – he ended the story by letting us in on the fact that he made the whole thing up.
To this day – I will never forget the dumbfounded look on all of our faces having just spent 90 minutes of our youthful lives leaning forward, crouching farther and farther to the driver’s side of the boat car. Hanging on every word that came out of coach’s mouth. Dumbfounded gave way to loud laughs, aching bellies and wounded egos. It was amazingly over the top and hilarious at the same time.
Apartment Storytelling
What is selling apartments but storytelling? Are your apartment stories worthy of relationship? Are your stories worthy of trust? Are your stories compelling enough to touch the triggers that move people to lease an apartment from you? Are they worth of being retold to friends and family? Are they worthy of rating and review? Do they peak interest and give cause for more question and more action?
Your – always appreciating the art of a good storyteller – multifamily manic,
M
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Ah! I was so in to that story too! One of my favorite posts from you. I think the coach would be proud of your re-tell not to mention remembering the story all these years.